gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye ,
saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko
Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main
ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Us ke AKSAR Khwaab Me Aa kar
Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To
Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Raman or chaman railway
platform per train pakarne
ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa
rajdhani exp platfrom no one per
aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway
patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha
bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge
to raman bola tune suna nahi train
platform per aa rahi hai.

ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,
ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.
but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!

Dil cheez hai kya jana,
yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai,
jaan le mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.

palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile ho tum National
zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!

2 live a life v need brains,
reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,
expression,perception,
n mental qualification…..
hats off to u,for managing without them!!!

A Mother makes her son
Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl makes him
Stupid in 2 minutes.

Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe…
Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari…
Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di…
Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa…
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!

One day a man caught a
pickpocket redhaned and
ask the pickpockter,
are you not a shame to pick my pocket ,
The pickpockter said you should be
shamed is you dont have even a
rupee in your pocket.