Archive for January, 2012

Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
“Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): “Aunty!” “Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin…

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain… Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti….

1) Ab tu Itni bhi Maiyasar Nahi Maikhana Main
Jitni Khabhi Hum Chod Dete the paikhane main

2)Ye Ishq nahi asan bus itna smajh lijiye
Din bhar sms karna hain,
Bada Bada bill bharna hain.

3) Jab bhi ati hain unke lab pe hansi.
Dil ko lagta hain bus ab aur nahi aur nahi.
Isse pe pehle jab bhi woh hansi hain.
mar mar ke phir se jena padta hain.

Ab bus Eid ke kapden hi lene baki hain.
Ab Bus Eid ke kapden hi lena baki hain.
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Jote Ke Jhool To Juma main hi Ho gaya .

App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Eid Ki.
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
… MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu…aur safai ke kapde sath layen.

“dil se dil mila lo”,
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu “Polio Di Dua Pila Lo”.

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

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RABI-AL-AWAL KA CHAND MUBARAK HO Aslam-O-Alaikum.

Every girl is actually a PRINCESS herself.
Choose one BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS 4 me on the basis of my Nature + Personality.
1. SNOW WHITE: Innocent & Cute.
2. CINDRELLA: Bold & Work Lover.
3. PIXIE: Caring & Smart.
4. BARBIE: Aiming & Attractive.
5. THUMBLINA: Brave & Wondering.
6. MULAN: Strong & Sharp.
7. JASMINE: Admiring & Loving.
8. BLOOM: Passionate & Little Confused.
9. GOLDILOCKS: Beauty of Hair & Amazing.
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