Paksee Dot Com SMS

I am OK | Good Night Sms

Red Level — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:59:27 +0000

Strong people know how to keep their life in order.

Even with tears in their eyes,

They still manage to say with smile

” I am OK “

Good nite

To KitnA AchA Hota | Decent SMS

Red Level — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:08:43 +0000

!Ek dafa Insan ny koyal sy pucha :Agr tu kali na hoti to kitna acha hota

Phir Samander sy pucha :Agr tu Khara na hota to kitna acha hota

Phr Gulab sy pucha : Agr tjh pr kanty na hote to kitna acha hota

Tab 3no ek 7 bol uthy:

Ey Insan Agr tjh men dusron k Aeb dhondny ki adat na hoti.

To KitnA AchA Hota.

Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet | Funny SMS

De$i_DuDe — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:02:00 +0000

Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet | Funny SMS

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain | Funny Sms

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:21:29 +0000

Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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hmmmmm…..!!!

Tum Cigarette Peety ho

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:03:59 +0000

Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
“Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): “Aunty!” “Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Shauhar Biwi Se

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:01:22 +0000

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin…

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain… Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti….

3 Urdu Shayari Funny SMS

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:58:32 +0000

1) Ab tu Itni bhi Maiyasar Nahi Maikhana Main
Jitni Khabhi Hum Chod Dete the paikhane main

2)Ye Ishq nahi asan bus itna smajh lijiye
Din bhar sms karna hain,
Bada Bada bill bharna hain.

3) Jab bhi ati hain unke lab pe hansi.
Dil ko lagta hain bus ab aur nahi aur nahi.
Isse pe pehle jab bhi woh hansi hain.
mar mar ke phir se jena padta hain.

Eid ke kapden

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:56:52 +0000

Ab bus Eid ke kapden hi lene baki hain.
Ab Bus Eid ke kapden hi lena baki hain.
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Jote Ke Jhool To Juma main hi Ho gaya .

Saf Safai Ke Liye

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:51:48 +0000

App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Eid Ki.
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
… MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu…aur safai ke kapde sath layen.

Polio Di Dua Pila Lo

Red Level — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:48:16 +0000

“dil se dil mila lo”,
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu “Polio Di Dua Pila Lo”.