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Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
“Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): “Aunty!” “Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin…

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain… Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti….

1) Ab tu Itni bhi Maiyasar Nahi Maikhana Main
Jitni Khabhi Hum Chod Dete the paikhane main

2)Ye Ishq nahi asan bus itna smajh lijiye
Din bhar sms karna hain,
Bada Bada bill bharna hain.

3) Jab bhi ati hain unke lab pe hansi.
Dil ko lagta hain bus ab aur nahi aur nahi.
Isse pe pehle jab bhi woh hansi hain.
mar mar ke phir se jena padta hain.

“dil se dil mila lo”,
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu “Polio Di Dua Pila Lo”.

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

FACEBOOK PAPER

Q1 . Define add as friend ?

Q2 . What does status means ?
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Q3 . What do u mean by poke ?

Q4 . Give two reasons for liking the girls comments ?

Q5 . What is pic tag ?

Q6 . What is inbox msg ?

Q7 . Give details of info ?

Q8 . Draw a profile pic ?

Q9 . What is page ? And why we prmote it . Give reasons ?

Q10 . Define comments on post ?

gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye ,
saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko
Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main
ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Us ke AKSAR Khwaab Me Aa kar
Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To
Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Raman or chaman railway
platform per train pakarne
ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa
rajdhani exp platfrom no one per
aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway
patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha
bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge
to raman bola tune suna nahi train
platform per aa rahi hai.