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Raman or chaman railway
platform per train pakarne
ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa
rajdhani exp platfrom no one per
aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway
patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha
bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge
to raman bola tune suna nahi train
platform per aa rahi hai.

ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,
ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.
but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!

Dil cheez hai kya jana,
yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai,
jaan le mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.

palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile ho tum National
zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!

2 live a life v need brains,
reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,
expression,perception,
n mental qualification…..
hats off to u,for managing without them!!!

A Mother makes her son
Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl makes him
Stupid in 2 minutes.

Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe…
Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari…
Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di…
Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa…
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!

One day a man caught a
pickpocket redhaned and
ask the pickpockter,
are you not a shame to pick my pocket ,
The pickpockter said you should be
shamed is you dont have even a
rupee in your pocket.

one day a judge ask the
thief in the court are you
not a shame to come to the
court al most eery month the
theif said you should be shamed
sir you come here everyday

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head