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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa?yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai?

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga?
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga?

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye?
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well?..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ??
U r ULLU !!!

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa?yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai?

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga?
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga?