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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye?
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well?..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ??
U r ULLU !!!

Flowers butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars moon = A romantic night.
Rain monsoon = A lovely weather.
U ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!