Archive for the ‘Marriage SMS’ Category

What a married man
says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA?..

Man before Marriage is like Airtel?.
?Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan?After Marriage He?s Like Hutch?
?Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.?

?When a man holds
a woman hands??When a man holds a woman?s hand
before marriage, it is love;after marriage it is self-defense

It?s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It?s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don?t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I?m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!