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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you?d ordered that?..

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: ?Yes dear?

A little kid asks his Dad,
?Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married???No idea,? replied the Father,
?I?m still paying for it??

One day a man inserted
an ?advertisement? in the
local classifieds: ?Wife wanted?.Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ?You can have mine.?

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away?!!

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

A person who surrenders when he?s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he?s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!