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Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

Elephant

Teacher:?What is your name??.
Student:?Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.?
Teacher:?When I ask aquestion in english,
answer it in english.?
Student:?My name is Sunlight.?

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji?s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.Student:A holiday